Telangana State Public Service Commission Assistant Physiotherapists Recruitment

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सूतक/पातक विचार

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हमारे ऊपर आ रहे कष्टो का एक कारण सूतक के नियमो का पालन नहीं करना भी हो सकता है।
सूतक का सम्बन्ध “जन्म एवं मृत्यु के” निम्मित से हुई अशुद्धि से है ! जन्म के अवसर पर जो ""नाल काटा"" जाता है और जन्म होने की प्रक्रिया में अन्य प्रकार की जो हिंसा होती है, उसमे लगने वाले दोष/पाप के प्रायश्चित स्वरुप “सूतक” माना जाता है !
जन्म के बाद नवजात की पीढ़ियों को हुई अशुचिता
3 पीढ़ी तक – 10 दिन
4 पीढ़ी तक – 10 दिन
5 पीढ़ी तक – 6 दिन
ध्यान दें :- एक रसोई में भोजन करने वालों के पीढ़ी नहीं गिनी जाती … वहाँ पूरा 10 दिन का सूतक माना है !
प्रसूति (नवजात की माँ) को 45 दिन का सूतक रहता है
प्रसूति स्थान 1 माह तक अशुद्ध है ! इसीलिए कई लोग जब भी अस्पताल से घर आते हैं तो स्नान करते हैं !
अपनी पुत्री
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पीहर में जनै तो हमे 3 दिन का,
ससुराल में जन्म दे तो उन्हें 10 दिन का सूतक रहता है ! और हमे कोई सूतक नहीं रहता है !
नौकर-चाकर
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अपने घर में जन्म दे तो 1 दिन का,
बाहर दे तो हमे कोई सूतक नहीं !
पालतू पशुओं का
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घर के पालतू गाय, भैंस, घोड़ी, बकरी इत्यादि को घर में बच्चा होने पर हमे 1 दिन का सूतक रहता है !
किन्तु घर से दूर-बाहर जन्म होने पर कोई सूतक नहीं रहता !
बच्चा देने वाली गाय, भैंस और बकरी का दूध, क्रमशः 15 दिन, 10 दिन और 8 दिन तक “अभक्ष्य/अशुद्ध” रहता है !
पातक
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पातक का सम्बन्ध “मरण के” निम्मित से हुई अशुद्धि से है ! मरण के अवसर पर ""दाह-संस्कार"" में इत्यादि में जो हिंसा होती है, उसमे लगने वाले दोष/पाप के प्रायश्चित स्वरुप “पातक” माना जाता है !
मरण के बाद हुई अशुचिता :-
3 पीढ़ी तक – 12 दिन
4 पीढ़ी तक – 10 दिन
5 पीढ़ी तक – 6 दिन
ध्यान दें :- जिस दिन """दाह-संस्कार"" किया जाता है, उस दिन से पातक के दिनों की गणना होती है, न कि मृत्यु के दिन से !
यदि घर का कोई सदस्य बाहर/विदेश में है, तो जिस दिन उसे सूचना मिलती है, उस दिन से शेष दिनों तक उसके पातक लगता है !
अगर 12 दिन बाद सूचना मिले तो स्नान-मात्र करने से शुद्धि हो जाती है !
गर्भपात
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किसी स्त्री के यदि गर्भपात हुआ हो तो, जितने माह का गर्भ पतित हुआ, उतने ही दिन का पातक मानना चाहिए
घर का कोई सदस्य ""तपस्वी' साधु सन्यासी""" बन गया हो तो, उस साधु सन्त को , उसे घर में होने वाले जन्म-मरण का सूतक-पातक नहीं लगता है ! किन्तु स्वयं उसका ही मरण हो जाने पर उसके घर वालों को 1 दिन का पातक लगता है !
विशेष
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किसी अन्य की शवयात्रा में जाने वाले को 1 दिन का, मुर्दा छूने वाले को 3 दिन और मुर्दे को कन्धा देने वाले को 8 दिन की अशुद्धि जाननी चाहिए !
घर में कोई "आत्मघात "करले तो 6 महीने का पातक मानना चाहिए !
यदि कोई स्त्री अपने पति के मोह/निर्मोह से"आग लगाकर जल मरे," बालक पढाई में फेल होकर या कोई अपने ऊपर दोष देकर "आत्महत्या" कर मरता है तो इनका पातक बारह पक्ष याने 6 महीने का होता है !
उसके अलावा भी कहा है कि जिसके घर में इस प्रकार "अपघात" होता है, वहाँ छह महीने तक कोई बुद्धिमान मनुष्य भोजन अथवा जल भी ग्रहण नहीं करता है ! वह मंदिर नहीं जाता और ना ही उस घर का द्रव्य मंदिर जी में चढ़ाया जाता है !
जहां आत्महत्या हुई है, उस घर का पानी भी ६ माह तक नहीं पीना चाहिए। एवं अनाचारी स्त्री-पुरुष के हर समय ही पातक रहता है।
यह भी ध्यान से पढ़िए
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सूतक-पातक की अवधि में “देव-शास्त्र-गुरु” का पूजन, प्रक्षाल, आहार आदि धार्मिक क्रियाएं वर्जित होती हैं !
इन दिनों में मंदिर के उपकरणों को स्पर्श करने का भी निषेध है ! यहाँ तक की गुल्लक में रुपया डालने का भी निषेध बताया है ! दान पेटी मे दान भी नहीं देना चाहिए।
देव-दर्शन, प्रदिक्षणा, जो पहले से याद हैं वो विनती/स्तुति बोलना, भाव-पूजा करना, हाथ की अँगुलियों पर जाप देना शास्त्र सम्मत है !
कहीं कहीं लोग सूतक-पातक के दिनों में मंदिर ना जाकर इसकी समाप्ति के बाद मंदिरजी से गंधोदक लाकर शुद्धि के लिए घर-दुकान में छिड़कते हैं, ऐसा करके नियम से घोनघोर पाप का बंध करते हैं ! मानो या न मानो,
यह सत्य है, नहीं मानने पर दुःख, कष्ट, तकलीफ, होगी
इन्हे समझना इसलिए ज़रूरी है, ताकि अब आगे घर-परिवार में हुए जन्म-मरण के अवसरों पर अनजाने से भी कहीं दोष का उपार्जन ना हो।

Physiotherapist vacancies in Uttarakhand Ayurved University

Physiotherapist vacancies in Uttarakhand Ayurved University

Qualification: BPT

Website: http://www.uau.ac.in/vacancy.php

Job Update on Aug 14

Last date to apply: 05/09/2017

How to Prevent Swine Flu

The only portals of entry are the nostrils and mouth/throat. In a global epidemic of this nature, it's almost impossible to avoid coming into contact with H1N1 in spite of all precautions. Contact with H1N1 is not so much of a problem as proliferation is.

While you are still healthy and not showing any symptoms of H1N1 infection, in order to prevent proliferation, aggravation of symptoms and development of secondary infections, some very simple steps, not fully highlighted in most official communications, can be practiced (instead of focusing on how to stock N95 or Tamiflu):

1. Frequent hand-washing (well highlighted in all official communications).

2. "Hands-off-the-face" approach. Resist all temptations to touch any part of face (unless you want to eat, bathe or slap).

3. Gargle twice a day with warm salt water (use Listerine if you don't trust salt). H1N1 takes 2-3 days after initial infection in the throat/ nasal cavity to proliferate and show characteristic symptoms. Simple gargling prevents proliferation. In a way, gargling with salt water has the same effect on a healthy individual that Tamiflu has on an infected one. Don't underestimate this simple, inexpensive and powerful preventative method.

4. Similar to 3 above, clean your nostrils at least once every day with warm salt water. Not everyone can be good at Jala Neti or Sutra Neti (very good Yogasanas to clean nasal cavities), but blowing the nose hard once a day and swabbing both nostrils with cotton buds dipped in warm salt water is very effective in bringing down viral population.

5. Boost your natural immunity with foods that are rich in Vitamin C (Amla and other citrus fruits). If you have to supplement with Vitamin C tablets, make sure that it also has Zinc to boost absorption.

6. Drink as much of warm liquids (tea, coffee, etc) as you can. Drinking warm liquids has the same effect as gargling, but in the reverse direction. They wash off proliferating viruses from the throat into the stomach where they cannot survive, proliferate or do any harm.

Vadodara- A Historical Overview

• Facts / Did You Know(s) of Vadodara (Baroda) •

The history of Vadodara/Baroda goes back to the early ages of Indian History, i.e. from 812 AD.

• Baroda had its own Navy 280+ Years ago…!

• Vadodara had Trams running nearly about in 1890 to 1920’s.

• Pratap Nagar was earlier Known as Goya Gate…!

• MSU – Faculty of Technology and Engineering, Kirti Mandir, Pratap Vilas Palace and MSU- Fine Arts Buildings when viewed from top, are in ‘E’ shaped.

• Faculty of Science has 137 year old, 8-inch refractive telescope made from Carl Zeiss Lens, one of biggest in Gujarat!

• The Vocal Music Department of MSU’s Faculty of Performing Arts is Oldest & Largest in India!

• The Maharaja Sayajirao University of Baroda has well maintained museum on the relics of buddha which was found from the buddhist site of Dev Ni Mori in the northern site of Gujarat. (i)

• First High School Opened in Vadodara (Baroda) was in Year 1871.

• In 1907, A Small Village and Township in Michigan, USA was named after Baroda.

• In 12th Century – Ahmedabad, Surat, Himatnagar, Rajkot, Jamnagar, Bhavnagar, Surendranagar, Bhuj Cities Did Not Existed. Vadodara (Baroda) was Vatpadra village…!

• There is First Statue of Chatrapati Shivaji at Sayajibaug in World. It was unveiled on 8th March 1934, by Maharaja Sayajirao Gaekwad. The Statue is 13.5 ft in height and 3.5 ft in width.

• Only Vadodara (earlier Baroda State) had Underground and Well-Planned Drainage Line in Whole India before 115+ ( 1894) Years.

• Pols:

– Mama ni Pol name was derived from Maharaja Sayajirao Gaekwad II’s Mama from Kotwad. He stayed here, so from time, the pole was known as Mama ni Pole.

– Pratap Madgha ni Pol name was derived from Veer Pratapsinh Marda, who stayed here & were native of Rajasthan. The Marda was then replaced as Madgha.

– Raopura Area was named after Deewan Raoji Apaji who served Maharaja Govindrao Gaekwad.

– Babajipura was named after Divan’s Brother, Babaji.

– Dala Patel ni Pol was named after a man who helped Marathas enter Baroda.

– Shyamal Bechar ni Pol got its name from on of the financers of State, who lived there.

• Warasiya area was named after Ahmedabad’s Sultan Muhammed Shah III’s senapati – Waris Shah from 16th century.

• The Gaekwad Baroda Golf Club is only Golf Course in the India, surrounding a Palace!

• ‘Hirakk Gaj’ was Baroda State Elephant. He was over 14 ft tall and weighed over 5 tons. He carried the adorable Gaekwari Gold Ambari which weighed half a ton.

• A special track was laid between Lakshmi Vilas Palace and Old Railway Station (now near polytechnic college) when Maharaja /Royal family wanted to travel…!

• In olden time, Lakshmi Vilas Palace had an Artificial Waterfall as well as Artificial Mountain.

• The Tower of Lakshmi Vilas Palace has spiral staircase…!

• In Lakshmi Vilas Palace, there is a Hathi (Elephant) Room from which the King alighted on his Elephant.

• In 1890, For Internal Communication in Lakshmi Vilas Palace, Telephone Exchange was developed for it.

• Lakshmi Vilas Palace is reputed to have been the Largest Private dwelling built till date and Four (4x) Times the Size of Buckingham Palace.

• It took almost 12 Years (1878 to 1890) to complete Lakshmi Vilas Palace. It costed GBP 180000 & the Architect was Major Charles Mant.

• The Original Name of Laxmi Vilas Palace is Lukshmi Villas Palace. As of in Official Documentation it is written Lukshmi Villas Palace / Lukshmi Velas Palace.

• The Palace is built in an Indo-Saracenic Style originally designed by Major Charles Mant (1840 – 1881) & after his death by Robert Fellowes Chisholm (1840 – 1915).

• When Maharaja is at Lukshmi Villas Palace, the Outer Main Gate (Rajmahal Gate) is marked up with a Bhagwo Flag during Day. At Night, the Palace’s Tower is lighted with a small Red Light. This tells whether Maharaja is at Palace or not. Still today it is indicated.

• The Garden outside Lukshmi Villas Palace is called Sunken Garden, The grounds were landscaped by William Goldring, a specialist from Kew Gardens. (or so called London Garden of the Kew team) !

• The Statues of Bull, Deer etc were Part of Makarpura Palace (Now Air Force), but then they were Shifted to Lukshmi Villas Palace.

• There is 385+ year old Banyan Tree, known as ‘The Great Old Banyan Tree’ at GSFC !

• At age of 33, Maharaja Fatehsinghrao Gaekwad of Baroda, became the 1st Youngest President of ‪‎BCCI‬ from Years 1963-1966 !

• The old TB hospital at Gotri and the Shopping Complex (Padmavati Shopping Centre) opp Nyay Mandir has been named after the Grand Gaekwar Sir Pratapsinh Rao Gaekwar’s mother Yuvarani Padmavati Raje, who passed away in 1920.

• Makarpura Palace was built as a Hunting Resort. Maharaja Khanderao Gaekwad spent a lot of time hunting in a huge deer park near Dhaniavi area in Makarpura which was popularly known as Shikarkhana.

• There is a Weapon of Guru Gobind Singh in Vadodara (Baroda)’s Lukshmi Vilas Palace’s Shastra Ghar. The Weapons Name is Panch Kala.

• There is also a Sword (Talavaar) named NavaDurga in Shastra Ghar, which has engraved the 9 incarnations of Goddess Durga. Durga represents the Victory of Good over Evil, as this Sword was destined to do.

• Vadodara (Baroda) had/has Sewage Pipes with an Arrow indicating on it…!
These Pipes are Very Old & Still can be Found in City Streets like Khanderao Market, Kalabhavan, PoloClub & many more places in City.

• Nazarbaug Palace was also known as The Treasury as it contained many Jewewllery Items such as diamond necklace which carried both the the “Star of the South Diamond” & Precious Stones and Seed Pearls, made to Cover the Tomb of Muḥammad.

• Vadodara is known for Cricket. More than 15 Recognized Indian Cricketers have played their childhood matches at Moti Baug. While Moti Baug is claimed to be one of the oldest cricket grounds of Asia.

• Earlier Sursagar Talav (Lake) was Known as Chandan Talav. It is believed that its Name came as Earlier the Ruler’s King Name was Raja Chandan of Dor Tribe of Rajputs.

• Sursagar Lake’s Name came from Sur (from Sur = Music [as of Music Collage nearby]) & Sagar = Lake (Talav).

• There are as many as 73 Gardens in Vadodara (Baroda). The Oldest and Biggest is Sayaji Baug (Kamati Baug) which is 132 Years Old.

• Nyay Mandir was actually built as Market, but after seeing the building, Maharaja Sayajirao used it as Nyay Mandir (Court).

• 108+ Years ago, Khanderao Market was called Well-Planned Market in whole India because of 4 big Gates with One big Circle & 4 small Circles for Entry & Exits. At that time, Ready-made Garments, Provision Stores, Pots etc things were aslo being sold. (Read More on DivyaBhaskar)

• Ustad Moula Bux founded the Academy of Indian Music under his Patronage. This Academy later became the Music College and is now the Faculty of Performing Arts of the Maharaja Sayajirao University of Vadodara .

• Maharaja Khande Rao Gaekwad  had gone down in history as the Greatest Collector of Jewels and Jewelry  in the 19th century, and some of the extraordinary pieces ascribed to his period of rule.

• In earlier Golden Days, Vadodara (Baroda) City was Limited besides the Four Gates and Mandvi at the Center and M.G. Road was Just a Street with People walking around.

• Vadodara (Baroda) has Worlds One of the Smallest Steam Locomotive Engine, situated in Maharaja Fatehsingh Museum.

• State Owned Gaekwars Baroda State Railway (GBSR) started in 1862 was First Narrow-Gauge in India.

• First Narrow Gauge Railway line from Dabhoi to Miyagam. Oxes were used to haul the Train. The Railway track has distiction of being First Narrow – Gauge line to be laid in British India & also being first to be owned by any Princely State of India. This is Largest Narrow-Gauge railway Network in the World.

• Vadodara also holds International Marathon every year. It became the first non-metro city of India to have held a Marathon of such a Large Scale and in a Great Success.

• Maharaja’s Children, when younger, went to school in a Mini Train running on a railway track that circled the Mango Orchards in the Lukshmi Villas Palace’s Compound, Vadodara (Baroda). The Engine (Flying Scotsman Train) then got refurbished & can be seen at Maharaja Fatehsingh Museum.

• Maharaja Sayajirao married Kumari Gajrabai Ghatge, later renamed as Maharani Chimnabai II.

• Maharaja Pratapsinhrao Gaekwad of Baroda owned the finest stud farm in Europe after Aga Khan. This was situated in Kildare, Ireland and was known as Baroda Stud. It was then sold by the Baroda family in 1970s. In 2006, it was again sold for 30 Million Euros!

• Maharaja Sayajirao Gaekwad  III was the First Indian Ruler to Introduce Compulsory & Free Primary Education in State in 1906. And Baroda State was the One of the Best Administered states of British India.

• The Maharaja Sayajirao Gaekwad III Supported and Witnessed the Successful Flying of an unmanned aircraft constructed by Dr.Talpade in 1895, which happened Eight (8) Years before the Wright Brothers took to the skies.

• Baroda State (Now Vadodara) was a ’21 Gun Salute’ Maratha princely state in present-day Gujarat, ruled by the Gaekwad dynasty from its formation in 1721 until 1949 when it acceded to the newly formed Union of India.

• At the time of Indian independence, only five rulers – The Nizam of Hyderabad, The Maharaja of Mysore, The Maharaja of Jammu and Kashmir state, The Maharaja Gaekwad of Baroda and The Maharaja Scindia of Gwalior – were entitled to a 21-Gun Salute.

• Earlier, The Royal Family’s Ganpati (Ganeshji Idol) was used to be installed at Indumati Palace, located just opposite to Lukshmi Vilas Palace.

• The Maharaja Pratap Singh Gaekwad, during time of 1943’s were considered the Eighth (8th) Richest Man in the World & the Second (2nd) Richest Indian Prince.

• Maharaja Fatehsinghrao Gaekwad was a Cricketer & represented Baroda in Ranji Trophy between Years 1946 & 1958. He was an expert Cricket commentator in radio and was made an honorary life member by the MCC.

• Maharaja Fatehsinhrao Gaekwad was the President of the Board of Control for Cricket in India (BCCI) from 1963 to 1966, after serving as Vice-President from 1959 to 1960 and again in 1962-63. He was the manager of the Baroda Cricket Association (BCA) from 1960. Known in England as “Jackie Baroda”, he managed the Indian tour of England in 1959 and of Pakistan in 1978-79 and 1982-83.

• The Golden Jubilee of Maharaja Sayajirao Gaekwad’s Accession was celebrated with fanfare on the 3rd of January in 1936 in a huge stadium built especially for this occasion and was capable of seating fifty thousand people.

• In 1887 AD  Gujarat’s first College level science education branch started in Vadodara (Baroda) as Baroda College during rule of Maharaja Sayajirao Gaekwad.

• The Maharaja Sayajirao University (earlier Baroda College) (M.S.U.)’s Art Faculty’s Dome (Gumbaz) is the Second Largest Dome in Asia.

• First 4 colleges opened in Gujarat:
1 Ahmedabad in 1861.
2 Vadodara in 1879.
3 Bhavnagar in 1885.
4 Junagadh in 1901. And All were Arts colleges.

• 112 Years ago College Fee of Baroda College (now MSU) was Rs 5 per month!

• Maharaja Sayajirao University of Baroda is the Largest University in Gujarat .

• In 1890 Sayajirao Gaekwad founded Kalabhavan at Baroda under Tribhuvandas Gajjar to teach Art Architecture, Civil and Mechanical Engineering, Chemical Tech.

• In 1890 AD Law, Civil Engineering & Agriculture Diploma courses started in Vadodara College of Baroda state.

• In 1886, Gujarat’s first music education institute opened at Vadodara. It taught vocal & instrumental music. Baroda state encouraged musicians.

• In 1886, First newspaper in Vadodara – Baroda : “Baroda Vatsal” started by Maharaja Sayajirao Gaekwad and edited by Shri Damodar Yande of Bombay.
Later in 1892, Shri Damodar Yande began another news paper, “Shri Sayaji Vijay” in English, Marathi and Gujarati. Maharaja Sayajirao also established a publishing house.

• In 16th Century, Gujarat’s Sultan Muzaffar 2 renamed, re-planned & renovated Vadodara and Named it Daulatabad. But the Name was forgotten by People !

• As of Five Gates (Mandvi Gate, Lehripura Gate, Champaner Gate, Pani Gate and Gendi Gate) there were 3 more Gates – Goyagate, Hathiyawad Gate and Bawamanpura Gate. Now these 3 gates either dont exist or are not known where they are.

• Maharani of Baroda Shanta Devi, first wife of Maharaja Pratapsinh Gaekwad narrowly escaped death in Canterbury, England during the World War 2 in 1940 in the Battle of Britain. She was shopping at a fur store when an enemy plane dropped a bomb killing the staff present at the store but luckily she was safe!

• On 12th May 1888, the Eldest son of Maharani Chimnabai II, Jaisinhrao was born in Ooty.
Queen Victoria also sent a ‘congratulations’ message.

• In February 1888, Maharaja of Mysore visited Baroda. There is a Road Named after Our Maharaja “Sayyaji Rao Road” in Mysore. It was because of Friendship of Maharaja of Baroda and Maharaja of Mysore.

Then Sayajirao also named a road after Maharaja of Mysore’s called “Chamaraja Road” or “Chamarajendra Road”. It is the Road from Lukshmi Vilas Palace’s Main Gate to Kirti Stambh.
But the Name has now gone Extinct. (A Must Read Article on Times Of India)

• Before Gandhi Nagar Gruh, Nyay Mandir (now court) was only option available for dramas, conference, lectures, stage shows etc.
Shri Deepak (Wankaner) Open Air Theater at end of Madan Zampa Road was used for purpose sometimes.

• During Year 1950-60’s there were only 9 Cinema Houses:
– Sadhna Talkies
– Pratap Talkies
– Alankar Talkies (now Alankar Tower)
– Prince
– Kala Mandir (oppsite to Pratap Talkies)
– Sharda Talkies (now Singapore AC Market near Jubilee Baug)
– Sagar (now RajHans Talkies)
– Mohan (Now Navrang Cinema)
– Maharani Shantadevi Talkies (now Vraj-Siddhi Tower near Khanderao Market)
– Arun Talkies or Krishna Talkies (Now Faras Khana, near to Khanderao Market, backside of Panjara Pole)

• COMPILED •
Via @VadodaraHistory

http://www.historyofvadodara.in/facts

Satire: What happens when a Gujju plays Blue Whale

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*ભીખો vs બ્લુ વ્હેલ*

રશિયાના Capital city Moscow ની એક ઉંચી બિલ્ડીંગ નીચે એક અજાણ્યા યુવાનની ડેડ-બોડી મળી આવી. પોલીસે આત્મહત્યા, હત્યા અથવા અકસ્માત એમ ત્રણ પ્રાથમિક તારણો પર તપાસ ચાલુ કરી. અને આ સનસનીખેજ ઘટનાનું વાંકુચુકું કનેક્શન આપણા ગુજરાતના સૌરાષ્ટ્રના એક અંતરિયાળ ગામડા સુધી હતું.
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ધટનાના 49 દિવસ પહેલા... 15 જુન 2017

(ભીખો ફોનમાં બ્લુ વ્હેલ ગેમ ઈનસ્ટોલ કરીને રમવાની તૈયારી કરે છે.)

ભીખો - આઈ વોન્ટ ટુ પ્લે અ ગેમ.

એડમિન - આર યુ શ્યોર??? પછી તમે ગેમ છોડીને જઈ નહીં શકો.

ભીખો - કાંય વાંધો નય. આમેય હાવ નવરા ગામના ઓટલા ભાંગવી એના કરતા તમારી હારે માથાકૂટ કરવામાં ટાણું જાય ઈ હારુ.

એડમિન - ઈટ્સ ઓકે. હું તમને રોજ એક ટાસ્ક આપીશ. તમારે તે પુરો કરીને મને ફોટોગ્રાફસ મોકલવાના રહેશે. અને છેલ્લા ટાસ્કમાં તમારે મરવું પણ પડી શકે છેં

ભીખો - કાંય વાંધો નય. તમતમારે જે કેવુ હોય કેજો...તમે ચીંધેલુ કામ આ ભીખો ભાયડો પુરુ નો કરે તો ફટ્ કેજો. પણ મારીય એક શરત છે.

એડમિન : હું તમારી કોઈ શરત પુરી કરવા બંધાયેલ નથી.

ભીખો : તો માય જાવ. તમારી ગેમ ઉપર કાંઈ ભુંગળા નથી ભાંગ્યા. અમે તો તીન પત્તી રમીનેય ટાઈમપાસ કરી લેશુ. તમને મારા જેવો પ્લેયર નય મળે પછી..

એડમિન - ઓહ..નો. સારુ ચાલો તમારી શરત જણાવો.

ભીખો : હં.. હવે બરાબર. તો હાંભળો, હું તમારી બધી ટાસ્ક પુરી કરીસ .પણ છેલ્લે તમારે પણ મારી એક નાનકડી ટાસ્ક પુરી કરવી પડશે.

એડમિન : ઓકે. આઈ એગ્રી.

ભીખો : (મનમાં હરખાતો) તયે કરો કંકુના. ધરમના કામમાં ઢીલ શેની??

એડમિન: ઓકે. બટ તમે અધવચ્ચેથી ગેમ છોડીને જશો તો તમારો ફોન હું હેક કરીને તમને તથા તમારા પરિવારને નુકશાન પહોંચાડીશ.

ભીખો (મનમાં) : (અમારી હાત હાત પેઢીયું હુધી કોઈ ભડનો દિકરો અમને હાથ નથી અડાડી હક્યો. ને તું ન્યાં બેઠો ભેઠો હવા ઠોકે સો...તારાથી થાય ઈ તોડી લેજે જા.)

ભીખો - કાંઈ વાંધો નય સાયબ. તમતમારે મોજમાં રયો. વા ફરે વાદળ ફરે પણ આ ભોજાભાભાનો ભીખો નો ફરે.

એડમિન : ગુડ. તો આપણે ગેમ શરૂ કરીએ??

ભીખો : ઠોકો તમતમારે. જે ટાસ્ક ચીંધવો હોય એ ચીંધો.

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એડમિન : આર યુ રેડી ફોર યોર ફર્સ્ટ ટાસ્ક??

ભીખો : હા બાપા, જટ ક્યોને પછી વાડીયે ભેંહને નીણ કરવા જાવુ છે.

એડમિન : ઓકે. તો તમારા હાથમાં બ્લેડ કે ટાંચણીથી f57 કોતરો. અને મને ફોટોગ્રાફસ મોકલો.

ભીખો : (એની માને..! ભાયરે કરી.)
ભીખો : પણ સાયબ મારી પણ એક સરત છે કે તમારું આ f57 હું અમારી ભાષામાં લખાવીશ.
એડમિન - નો પ્રોબ્લેમ.

પછી તો ભીખાએ છુંદણા વાળા પાહે એક ભાઈ ઓમ ચિતરાવતા હતા ન્યાં મોઢુ પોતાનું ને હાથ પેલા ભાઈનો દેખાય એમ વિડીયો ઊતારી એડમિન ને મોકલ્યો.

એડમિન : વ્હોટ ઈઝ ધીસ???... આ શું દોર્યુ તમે??

ભીખો : સાયબ..તમારા f57ને અમારી ગુજરાતીમાં 'ઓમ' લખાય.

એડમિન : ઈટ્સ ઓકે. યોર ફર્સ્ટ ટાસ્ક ઈઝ કમ્પલીટેડ. સી યુ ટુમોરો અર્લી મોર્નિંગ at 4:00 am.

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એડમિન : ગુડ મોર્નિંગ ભીખા. ઈટ્સ અ ટાઈમ ટુ યોર સેકન્ડ ટાસ્ક.

ભીખો : અરે તારી બેનને હરિભાઈ લઈ જાય. હુવાય નથી દેતો હાહરો. બોલ હું કરવાનું સે આજ?? .

એડમિન : તમારી નજીકમાં પસાર થતા રેલ્વે ટ્રેક પર જાઓ અને ત્યાં થોડી વાર બેસો.

ભીખો : એની માંને!!! આ તો ધોડવુ તુ ને ઢાળ મયળો. ન્યાં તો રોજ હવારે બેહવા જાવ સુ હું. આજ તમને ફોટા મોકલવાના એટલો ફેર.

ભીખો ડબલું ભરીને ઉપડ્યો રેલના પાટે. નિંરાતે હળવો થઈ પોતાની બાયપ્રોડક્ટ સહિતના ફોટા પાડી એડમિન ને મોકલ્યાં.

એડમિન : વ્હોટ ઈઝ ધીસ હેલ.

ભીખો : ઈ તમારે નઈ જોવાનુ. રેલના પાટે જઈ હું ગમે ઈ કરુ. તમારો ટાસ્ક પુરો ને??...ગોદડું ઓઢીન હુઈ જા હવે. જે શ્રી ક્રિષ્ના.

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એડમિન : મેં તમને દુનિયાનુ સૌથી હોરર ઓડિયો સેન્ડ કર્યો છે... તે સતત એક કલાક સુધી હેડફોન લગાવી સાંભળો અને મારી સાથે લાઈવ રહો.

ભીખાએ તો ઓડિયો ડાઉનલોડ કરીને હેનડસ્ફ્રી લગાવીને ફુલ વોલ્યુમ કરીને સતત કલાક સુધી દુનિયાનો સૌથી હોરર ઓડિયો સાંભળ્યો. પણ મોઢાની એક રેખા પણ ન બદલાણી.

એડમિન (Shocked) : ઈટસ ઈમ્પોસીબલ. આટલા હોરર ઓડિયોને એક કલાક સુધી હસતા હસતા કેવી રીતે સાંભળી શકે કોઈ??.

ભીખો : ઈ તમારે જોવાનું. હું લાઈવ હતો ને!. તમે જોયું ને મેં સાંભળ્યું એ. બસ તો. હાયલા જ આવો સો તે.

એડમિન : (ડિપ્રેશનમાં) ઈટ્સ ઓકે મેન. યોર ટાસ્ક ઈઝ કમ્પલીટેડ. સી યુ ટુમોરો વિથ ન્યુ ટાસ્ક.

(નોંધ - ઉપરોક્ત ટાસ્કમાં ભીખાએ હોરર મ્યુઝિક ચાલુ કર્યું, વોલ્યુમ પણ ફુલ કર્યું પણ હેનડસ્ફ્રી બગડેલા લગાવ્યા હતા.)

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એડમિન : આજે તમારે આખો દિવસ ભુખ્યા રહેવુ.

ભીખો : આ ટાસ્ક કાલ આપજો ને સાયબ.

એડમિન : વ્હાય??

ભીખો : કાલ શ્રાવણનો સોમવાર છે. અમારે ભારતમાં શ્રાવણના સોમવારે ભુખ્યા રેવાથી પુન મળે. એટલે કાલ આમેય ભુયખુ રેવુ જ છે તો કાલ આપજો આ ટાસ્ક. આજ કાયક બીજો આપો.
એડમિન (ગુસ્સામાં) : Ok, then go and kiss your neighbour's wife. તમારી પડોશણને જઈને કીસ કરો. અને મને ફોટોગ્રાફસ મોકલો.

ભીખો : એની માને..! આવા જ ટાસ્ક અપાય. ટાસ્ક નો ટાસ્ક ને મજાનો મજો.

(પછી પોતાની વાઈફને પરિસ્થિતિ સમજાવી પડોશીના ઘરે મોકલી અને એડમિન જોડે લાઈવ થઈ પોતાની જ બૈરીને પડોશણ બનાવી કીસ કરી. )

એડમિન તો જોતો જ રહી ગ્યો. ઈન્ડિયામાં આટલું બધુ ફોરવર્ડ વાતાવરણ જોઈ એને હાર્ટએટેક આવતા આવતા રહી ગ્યો.

બીજે દિવસે શ્રાવણનો સોમવાર રહી એક કાંકરે બે પક્ષી મારવા વાળી કરી.
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આવી રીતે જેમ જેમ દિવસો જતા ગયા એમ ભુરો કાંઇકને કાંઈક જુગાડ કરી ટાસ્ક પુરા કરતો ગ્યો અને એડમિન દિવસે ને દિવસે ડિપ્રેશનમાં આવતો ગ્યો.
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હવે છેલ્લા બે ટાસ્ક બાકી હતા.

દિવસ 49 2nd August 2017
એડમિન : આવતી કાલે તમારો અંતિમ દિવસ છે એટલે તમારે તમારે એ ચેલેન્જને એક્સેપ્ટ કરવાની છે. આ આજનો તમારો ટાસ્ક છે.

ભીખો : ઓકે. હું આ ચેલેન્જ રાજીખુશીથી સ્વીકારુ છુ.

(કોઈને પોતાની ડેથ ચેલેન્જ આમ હસતા હસતા એક્સેપ્ટ કરતા જોઈ એડમિનના ડિપ્રેશન લેવલમાં પાછો વધારો થયો જે છેલ્લા 50 દિવસથી થોડો થોડો થઈ રહ્યો હતો.)

ભીખો : મારી અંતિમ ઈચ્છા પુરી કરવામાં આવશે??
એડમિન : બિલકુલ.
ભીખો : મારી અંતિમ ઈચ્છા એ છે કે તમે આજે રાત્રે તમારી બન્ને બગલમાં બે , ધુંટણની નીચે બે અને ઓશિકા નીચે 5 ડુંગળી રાખીને સુવો.

એડમિન(લાલચોળ) :વ્હોટ ઈઝ ધીસ insanity?
ભીખો : મારી અંતિમ ઈચ્છા છે સાયબ અને મારી શરત પ્રમાણે આ મારા તરફથી તમને અપાયેલી નાનકડી ટાસ્ક સમજીને પણ કરી શકો.

એડમિન (ફુલ ડિપ્રેશન) : ઓકે. આઈ વિલ. બટ ટુમોરો બી રેડી ફોર ડાય.

ભીખો(મૂછમાં મલકતો) : મલીયે કાલે તો. જે શ્રી ક્રિષ્ના.

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3rd August 2017
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Documentation about Physiotherapy in the Thirty-First report on Paramedical and Physiotherapy Central Councils Bill

Documentation about Physiotherapy in the Thirty-First report on Paramedical and Physiotherapy Central Councils Bill-2007 (Presented to the Rajya Sabha on 21st October,2008 and laid on the table of Lok Sabha on 21st October,2008):

Clause 8.2 “Physiotherapy being considered a discipline distinct from paramedical disciplines finds a specific mention in the title (Paramedical and Physiotherapy Central Councils Act, 2007)”

Clause 9.36 Committee’s attention was also drawn to the parallel position of Naturopathy and Yoga when compared with physiotherapy as both were based on physical and psycho-somatic methods of diagnosis and treatment, with both claiming benefit to the patients in a drugless manner. It was argued that both Naturopathy and Yoga are granted equal status along with Ayurveda under AYUSH. Thus, physiotherapy also deserved to be granted an independent status.

Clause 9.46 “The fact that physiotherapy education over the years has made significant advancements and has evolved as a distinct profession seems to be well established. This is strengthened by the considered opinion of Ministry of Law that physiotherapy profession should not be equated with the paramedical professions”

Clause 9.47 “The Committee also takes note of the fact as mentioned by the representative of the Ministry that in USA, physiotherapy profession has reached a stage where these professionals can practise independently. Not only this, in some of the international Acts, it has been specifically provided that physiotherapists having the required experience can give physiotherapy treatment without a referral. These Acts also confer upon a physiotherapist the right to practise with or without referral governed by the circumstances of the case.”

Clause 25.5 During the course of interactions, the Committee observed that there was a lot of dissatisfaction among the allied health professionals particularly physiotherapists and occupational therapists with regard to their pay scales. It was brought to the notice of the Committee that their entry into Government service after completion of four and a half years degree course in the respective profession was not being addressed properly. The Committee was given to understand that their recurrent demands for bringing parity in the pay scales have yielded no results so far. General perception was that discriminatory treatment was being meted out to them as their pay scales did not commensurate with their status and responsibility.

Clause 25.6 The Committee feels that all the allied health professionals including physiotherapists and occupational therapists play a crucial role in the field of medicine and physical rehabilitation. The Committee, therefore, strongly recommends that their legitimate interests should be taken care of and their existing pay structure may be revised according to their qualifications and duration of the course they have to put in before entering into a Govt. job.

The findings and documentation of this committee are in favour strong of an independent status and council for Physiotherapists along with upgradation to the status equivalent to other systems of medicine.

Via- https://facebook.com/notes/einstein-jerome/central-physiotherapy-council-important-informationsuggestions-for-physiotherapi/10154433703879897/